Chuck Norris Jeans… INDESTRUCTIBLE!

Oct 2007

Part joke, part reality, this little gem from the eighties features Chuck Norris endorsed denim jeans. I love how they feature a lifetime warranty. It should include an asterisk stating “guaranteed to last for as long as Chuck Norris allows you to live.”

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ok, it’s 2007 and my action jeans finally wore out, where do i send for my replacements?
by base Nov 2007 at 4:52 pm

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Haha, you need to ask Chuck directly and if you survive you get your money back.
by sly Nov 2007 at 6:19 pm

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I still have a pair of these and would kill for some more.
by Anonymous Dec 2007 at 9:05 pm

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  by Gennadiy Mar 2013 at 9:53 am
  
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  by ckzuvsmlt Mar 2013 at 2:35 am
  
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need to know flexable
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by daniel mastropieri Feb 2008 at 12:28 pm

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size looks flexable strenth
by daniel mastropieri Feb 2008 at 12:31 pm

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totaly gay
by james Jun 2008 at 12:09 pm

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These things are awesome, mine are not even worn out at all, I also wear them as pj’s. So I can wake up and kick some ass
by Jason C Jul 2008 at 5:20 pm

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Chuck Norris puts jeans on just like everyone else: one leg at a time. Unfortuneately they’re your legs and when Chuck Norris is done with you they’re no longer attached to your body!
by Jimmy Reese Jun 2010 at 9:56 pm

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